Stop Smoking Now - Like Right Now!

Once you start smoking, you are potentially embarking upon a life-long journey filled with addictive struggle. No one will ever give you reasons to start smoking, but lots of people have opinions on which tips are effective when trying to kick the habit. Every minute people make the resolution to stop while at the same time, an equal if not greater number of people go back to smoking. If you're one of these people you know how demoralizing the whole ordeal can be. There is no magic cure for smoking addiction and the fact is, it requires dedication, support, and even a little bit of luck. Here is where this article comes into play because today is your lucky day. If you are looking for help with quitting, try some of these useful tips that can help you to stop smoking now!

Can you imagine the imprint that her furious hand will make on your face after she smacks you for being so stupid? You’d be lucky if she doesn’t hit you with a frying pan. It is a well known fact that all moms across the world regardless of race or culture have the ability to produce frying pans out of thin air with which to hit their children in cases of extreme disobedience. Even if your mom is a smoker herself, she will chastise you for not learning from her mistakes. Do you really want to make your mom cry while she tells you what she gave up to have you, only to learn you are an unappreciative short-sighted fool. This is why she your brother was always her favourite!

Now that this pledge has been made, are you really going to risk the wrath of God for lying to a priest? God made cigarettes extra tasty for your enjoyment. It’s one thing not to take advantage of all his hard work, but it’s another to start using them, promise to stop, then go back to using them. God doesn’t have time for you to make up your mind, he’s busy making forest fires and tsunamis. Don’t insult him, or his first-line workers by saying that smoking will no longer be part of your life when clearly you love it so much.

Having a bun in the oven will finally motivate you to quit smoking. Everyone knows that if you smoke while pregnant your baby will grow up to be a Republican. So what if you don’t have the resources to adequately raise a child above the age of eleven, you need to stop smoking and you need to stop now. If you need instructions on how to get pregnant this isn’t the article for you, but if you need a willing participant you can try the personals section of Craigslist.

Do you really want to have the same colour teeth as Mickey Rourke? Or the same leathery skin as Mickey Rourke? Or the same greasy hair as Mickey Rourke? There are probably other celebrity smokers whose disgusting habit can motivate you to stop but all you really need is Mickey Rourke. And maybe Courtney Love. With HDTV and improved picture-taking technology, it is now possible to see every wrinkle and tar-stained tooth of your favourite celebrity. Use this as visible proof that smoking will rob you of your looks. No amount of plastic surgery or botox can give you back the essential fluids that are so cruelly drained by smoking. Don’t become the next Donatella Versace.

These are just a few tips on how to stop smoking now. With these on your side it can be easier than incorporating foods that lower cholesterol into your diet. There are many other ones such as dipping your cigarettes in glass shards. Punching yourself in the groin every time you light up is another possibility. You could also try going to jail where you can’t smoke because cigarettes are like money and if you smoke your money you won’t be able to buy that goldfish you’ve always wanted from the prison guard. Whatever method you choose, the important thing is to keep faith that one day if you really want, you will be able to stop smoking. Probably not, but maybe.