12 Technology-Related Pickup Lines

It is an age of technological wonder, portable devices, and social networking over cyber space that stretches across the world. All you need is a computer, keyboard, and the best gaming headset to participate in new interactions that utilize technology. The realm of dating has evolved and adapted, but one thing stands as a constant: the pick-up line. Some people claim that pickup lines do not work. Sure there are bad pickup lines, cheesy pickup lines and even funny pickup lines. All have varying degrees success, but the main factor is the person behind the pickup line and not the line itself. It also helps if you are super handsome in which case you can pretty much say anything and the girl will still go out with you.

Here are twelve technology related pick-up lines that show any potential mate you are keeping up with current trends.

1. Myspace or yours?

2. Excuse me can I have your email address? I seem to have forgotten mine.

3. Please accept my friend request.

4. I’m writing a blog about true love. Would you like to be in it?

5. You make my heart Twitter.

Those were the tame ones. If you’re feeling more confident in your face’s ability to deflect slaps, you can try these saucier pick-up lines:

6. Hello, can “I-touch” you?

7. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii?

8. “Micro” and “soft” aren’t two words that could ever describe me.

9. I’m looking for a fresh start. How about a re-booty call?

10. I’m virus free.

11. I’d love to stick my Blue tooth in your ear.

12. How would you rate this Hub? (must be done while pointing at groin)

Again, these lines have a higher degree of difficulty that is inversely proportional to your World of Warcraft ability. That is, the higher level your WoW character, the less likely you’ll be able to pull off the line without getting a Long Island Iced Tea poured onto your hair. Also, it helps if you have a job, don't smell bad, and live somewhere other than your mother's basement.

So what are you waiting for? Get out there and find your soul mate so that you can finally update your facebook relationship status today. And if you want further information on technology, check out this information on sound and wireless tv headphones.